Reluctant Confessions

When my yoga teacher asked us yesterday to tune into our thoughts, the first one that popped into my head may or may had been "I really need to fart"

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I may or may not have stayed up till 2:30 am Thursday doing this...
...Enchanted Broccoli Forest by Molly Katzen and two bottles of Seltzer.


I may or may not have gone to my job interview wearing these
...Toms for good luck!


Pulled pork may or may not be the best mid morning snack...


Due to lack of counterspace, I may or may not had made today's juice on the living room floor...


...I may or may not had murdered a beet in the process


At least it was pretty


I may or may not have used this candle for my yoga practice this morning...
...Six and a half months till Christmas!!


I may or may not have stolen a bottle of wine from Jazz in the Garden...
Mine now.















Bless me Father, I have sinned.